too good not to post.


One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides
to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads
her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the
woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

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8 comments on “too good not to post.

  1. Lady divine:
    I was wondering if it had been doing the rounds, I got it from a french friend and thought it just might be novel for here.

    your joking, though, aren’t you?

  2. There’s this real story about a scouting troupe that were given weapons training at a military base. When the officer in charge of the base was confronted by a radical journalist who was visibly distressed with the weapons training given to young scouts she told by the officer that the training was merely for training’s sake and that the young recruits could decide how to use the training given to them. “but you’re training the boys to be killers” said the journalist. The officer replies ” Are you a prostitute madam” “No” is the reply from the indignant journalist. “that’s my point” says the officer, “you look like you have what it takes, but you chose not be one.”

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